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thecircumcisedmaleobsession: 28 year old straight guy from Greensboro, NC I love the Monster energy drink comparison shot!

I really should be getting back to the comic now. I don’t really know why the wolf is a raver… I blame the discount energy drink.

Well, my girlfriend doesn’t have her hyena sister around at work and she’s hopped up on Monster Energy drink, soda and chocolate. All I gotta say is, better you than me. Admiral Ackbar knows better and so you should listen to him.

One time my college was giving out free monsters for some reason, and so naturally everybody went to go pick one up. Even the people who didn’t like monsters grabbed one because, y'know, college. Long story short, like nine people decided that monst

unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal

futurefurnace: superiorkitten: futurefurnace: imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day. this is oddly specific are

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal

unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal

unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal

straightboyfriend:PSA: DO NOT DRINK MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS IF YOU ARE PREGNANTif you drink monster energy while you are pregnant your baby will punch a hole in your stomach & crawl out & go to the gym & tell you it is named Kyle

tamtamdi: Re-drawings of Energy drinks gijinka form the sketch I did 4 years ago! these three helped me a lot when I was in school!!

theonemillionthdragonborn:umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

theonemillionthdragonborn: umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

m-azing: korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing #pick an otp imagine them meeting like

unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal

LOL…..although I do disagree with the statement: size does matter.

dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

rukafais: graveyardhorse: korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing i knew a guy who brewed

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

lordnot:futurefurnace:superiorkitten:futurefurnace:imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.this is oddly specific are

m-azing: korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing #pick an otp imagine them meeting like

dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating

dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating

umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

theonemillionthdragonborn: umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

m-azing: korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing #pick an otp imagine them meeting like

futurefurnace: superiorkitten: futurefurnace: imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day. this is oddly specific are

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

theonemillionthdragonborn:umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

guumboots: gravekat: corahale: tsarbucks: a white guy wearing an obey snapback walks into class 15 minutes late holding a monster energy drink #he takes up half your leg room and leaves his bag in the aisle He also leans back in his chair so he

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

corahale: tsarbucks: a white guy wearing an obey snapback walks into class 15 minutes late holding a monster energy drink #he takes up half your leg room and leaves his bag in the aisle

dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

m-azing: korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing #pick an otp imagine them meeting like

lordnot: futurefurnace: superiorkitten: futurefurnace: imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day. this is oddly specific

tsarbucks: a white boy wearing an obey snapback walks into class 15 minutes late holding a monster energy drink

korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating

umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating

unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal

theonemillionthdragonborn:umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating

theonemillionthdragonborn:umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

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theonemillionthdragonborn:umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

theonemillionthdragonborn: umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly

coolxatu: lesbianblackphillip: drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

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